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Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.
Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki
khushi se mar sakti hai.
Usne Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa ki aise
batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.
PAPPU ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo
aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?
Ladki: Aap ke saamne 'nangi' ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar
chaho...
Mai aapka lund chusungi...
Aap mere bobe chusna meri gaand b maar
lena...
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna
Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.
Behen ka lauda Pappu khushi se mar gya...!
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Sharma Ji Ka Tota Roj Anuj Ko Dekhta Aur
Bolta
Tota: "Aur Chutiye Kya Haal Chaal Hai?"
Kafi Din Ye Silsila Chalta Raha,
Tang Aakr Anuj Ne Sharma Ji Se Shikayat Ki
To Sharma Ji Ne Tote Ko Danta,
Agle Din Jab Anuj Fir Tote Ke Karib Se
Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola.
Thoda Aage Jaake Anuj Ne Mud Ke Dekha
To Tota Hanste Hue Bola.
Tota: ''Samajh To Tu Gaya Hi Hoga''
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Bachpan se 2 hi cheeze sabse zyada mili
hai...
Biscuits aur Dost!
Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mile
aur dost....... Chut-Marie ke....!
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Define 'Harami'
A harami is someone who visits a medicial
store instead of an ice-cream parlour when
his girlfriend says.....
'I LOVE STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR'.
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Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo
Dabane
nai deti aur husband din-rat dabana chahta
he?
Socho
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"Uska GALA"
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Beta tumhe kaisi ladki chaiye??
Son: Mujhe chand jaisi ladki chaiye jo raat
ko aaye aur subah chali jaye..
Baap: Nalayak use chand nahi RANDI kehte
hai....
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Hsband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho
jaye...
Biwi nahi hum papa k ghar hai...
Hsband: to mere Baap ka ghar kya
Randikhana hai jo roj tayar ho jati hai.
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Papa k shadi k video dekh kar,
Beta Bola:-"Meri shadi me B aisi item Girls
Nachwaenge.
PAPA:- Kutte,
Ye sab item Girls Nhi,
Teri Bua Hai.
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Girl:
kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte
ho..?
:
Boy: No.
:
Girl: Kyo..?
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Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne
musibat jheli.
:
Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad
kar chalna sikhaya.
:
Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,
:
Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath
diya.
:
Girl: achha Gandu..
Jab lund khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
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Boy:
Mera Dost,
jo abhi msg padh raha hai.
:
Hans mat,
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Fastest GAY marriage proposal :
Gay-1 : 'Khaana Banana' aata h?
Gay-2 : Nahi par...
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'Banana Khaana' aata h ...
& they lived happily ever after...
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