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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte
doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage
bithaya.
Vidya - Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada
nahi hota?
Rajnknt - Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai
tu kis Pe baiti hai???
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This is why sardars don't have girlfriends
Jasvinders' girlfriend told him to bring
PROTECTION next time they go on a date.
Jasvinder brought
3 Brothers,
25 Friends, &
12 Cousins
with hockey sticks...!
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3 men in a prison........ A rapist, a psycho
nd a gay.
Rapist: If i find a cat here, ill fuck it till it
dies.....
Psycho: And once its dead, ill fuck it till i
die....
Gay, standing in d corner softly says:
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Meoowww.....
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Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Pappu madarchod,
teri maa ka bhosda.
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi
bolte hai,
kya baat hui?
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha-aise dabaye?
Ladki-ha baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
baba uske kapde kholkar bole-aise?
Ladki-haa baba.
Baba-is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki-phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bola aise choda?
ladki-haa baba.
Baba-isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki-baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki
use aids hai.
Baba- pappu... madarchod.....
TERI MAA KA BHOSDA.
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Lady Chemist Se: ?Bhaiya Do Tarah Ki
Goli Dena, Ek To 2 Mahine Tak
Pregnancy Na Ho Aur Ek 2 Mahine Tak
Lund Bilkul Khada Na Ho. ?
Chemist Ne Hairani Se Puchha: ?Aisa
Kyu??
Lady: ?Bacho Ki School Ki Holidays Hai
2 Mahine Ke Liye Mayake Ja Rahi Hun?
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1 simple si premkatha..
Donkey: I luv u..
Tigress: Shakal dekhi hai apni!?!
Donkey: Shakal chhod. Neeche dekh..
Tigress: Maa ki aankh!! Luv u too!
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Boy-Roop tera ankho ko bha gaya
tere Husn ka nasha dil pe cha gaya
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Girl -
teri tarif me kya kahu KAMEENE
tere isi pyar k karan mera 30 ka BRA
36 tak aa gya.?
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