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Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe
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Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b
nahi
Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat
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Teri Ankhon Me Jab Se Mai Ne Apna Aks
Dekha Hai
Mere Chahre Ko Koi Aaina Achcha Nahi
Lagta
Yahan Ahle Muhabbat Omr Bhar Barbad
Rahte Hain
Ye Dariya Hai Ise Kachcha Ghada Achcha
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yaad nahi kya kya dekha tha sare amnjar
bhool gaye….
unaki galiyonse jub laute apana bhi ghar
bhool gaye
khub gaye pardes ke apani dewareon dar
bholl gaye
shish mahal mein aaisa duba mitti ke ghar
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?? Girl to Boyfriend:
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad
Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?
BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag
laude,Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna
Nahi Hai ?. ...
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Pakistan cricketers who dont know English,
prepare answers, after match for media
asking...
One day after a match with Shoaib malik...
Media :"So Malik, thats fantastic, your wife
sania is pregnant."
Malik:"Ya all credit goes to my team.
Everyone worked hard for it, specially Afridi.
It was a tight situation when he went in. His
performance was really fantastic with Razak
in the middle. Also the crowd gathered to
watch his work, our coach also have enjoyed
it, they work hard day&night all credit goes
to my coach & my teammates & special
thanks to sania who supported me 4 this job
"
Media speechless
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A guy in a hurry used the
ladies 'toilet in a posh
hotel'.. He sat down and
noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it, He
pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh. Feeling
pampered, he decided to
press the last button
APR.
He later woke up in a
hospital.
A nurse smiled & said to
him, Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't
find a pad on you, it went
for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar
over there!
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3 Larkiya Class Me Batain Kar Rahi Thi..
Sanam: Me Ne Sir Ki Table Par CondOm
Dekha..:-)
Benish: Me Ne Os Me Soraakh Kar Diya
Tha..:-D
SIDRA: Marva Diya Kutttiii?.:-@
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Agar Ho Marzi Se Sex To Paap Nahi Hota,
Agar Ho Kunwari Se Sex To Uska Jawab
Nahi Hota,
Par Dost Bina Condom Ke Kabhi Mat
Chodna,
Kyunki Khade Lund Ka Dimag Nahi Hota.
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College Professor: Students batao LOVE
Kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki
condom saste milte hain talwar se
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