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Santa-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni
Na Ho
Banta-Duniya K Saare LUnd 1 Jhopde Mein
Santa-Wah
Santa-Aur Woh Jhopda Teri wife K Bh00sde
Mein..
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Sardar apni biwi se :1 Glass Doodh Dena.
Biwi : 'Bra' Upar Kar Ke Boli
Muh Laga Kar Pee Lo.
Sardar : Kamini,
Teri Isi Harkat Ke Karan
Me Pani Nahi Mangta
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Ek tapori ICICI bank me gaya:
Bhenchod mere ko A/C kholna hai.
Lady: tamiz se baat kijiye.
Man: Tmaniz kee maa kee chut Account kon
kholega vo bata.
Lady: manager ko complaint karne gai.
Managr:Q batamizi kar rahe ho.
Man:Batamizi kee ma ka bhosda bhadve,
Meri 100 crore kee lotry lagi hai,
Battao account kon kholega.
Manager:arrey sir aap bhi kaha is Randi se
baat kar raheho, Mai yaha kya maa
chudwane baitha hun...plz come sir.
March Closing Hai.
Moral:Targets are Targets.
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CONDOM salesman:
Condom chahiye kya???
Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega
to de.
Salesman:
Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod
Bhosdike
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1 aurat ne apne pati ko divorce de diya.
Roz office se late nikalta tha aur bolta
tha:"I'm on"D WAY"
Baad me Pata chala uski secretary ka naam
Ms."DAVE"tha.
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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
?
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
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Ek baar hamare shayar ek dost ki shadi mein
gaye
shadi mein sab logo ne unko ek sher arz
karne ko kaha
ab hamaer shayar the bahot kamine kism ke
hai aur unhe nachna bara pasand tha
to unhone ne arz kiya...
shayar
mere dost ki shadi hai thora nacho thoda
gao
mere dost ki shadi hai thoda nacho thoda
gao
jisko nahi nachna wo jaake apni bhen
chudwao
Sare log thoda naraz o gaye aur kaha ki
shaadi ka mauke pe kuch acha arz kijiye
pleass..
to unhone larki ki taraf ishara karte hue arz
kiya
shayar-: dekho kitni khus lag rahi hai pari
dekho kitni khush lag rahi hai pari
(sab ne kaha ...wah wah ...wah wah..)
dekho kitni khus lag rahi hai pari
dekho kitni khush lag rahi hai pari
suhagraat pe pata lagega randi hai bhen ki
lodi
Is sher pe sab ne muh fer liya aur unse phir
farmaiysh nahi ki..
jab larki ko wida karte hue uski maa bari ro
rahi thi to ghalib ne arz kiya:
aansu na bahoo ab bahut der ho chuki hai
aansu na baho ab bahut der ho chuki hai
bhenki lodi pehle hi 14 logo se chud chuki
hai..??
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Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.
Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki
khushi se mar sakti hai.
Unhone us ladki ke best friend
Tinku ko ye kaam saunpa.... Inform her .. In
such a way ... So that she doesn't die of
shock
Tinku went and started... Assume U get 1
Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you
Tinku : Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle to
Ladki ; U can fuck me as many times U
want...
Tinku : agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile to
Ladki : I will suck your cock day and
Night .... You can fuck me in the back too n
And ... I will Give you half the money ...
Bhosdika Tinku hi khushi se marr gaya ???
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Mene mere dost Mr.Chatwani ko Phone kiya
Uski Wife ne uthaya,
Maine kaat diya.
Ab Aap hi batao maie uski Wife se kaise
Puchta ?Chatwani hai?.
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Santa: Sex karte hue apni wife se
Aur tight Ah, aur tight kar
Gulabo: Kamine itna tight hona hai to
Bahar jake ganne ke ras wali mashin mein
dal le.
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