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Pal Pal Uska Saath Nibhaate Hum
Aik Ishare Peh Duniya Chhor Jate Hum
Samundar K Beech Me Pohanch Kr Fareb
Kiya Usne
Woh Kehta To Kinare Peh Hi Doob Jate
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Aao Kisi Shab Mujhe Toot Ke Bikharta
Dekho
Meri Ragon Mai Zehr Judaai Ka Utarta
Dekho
Kis Kis Adaa Se Tujhe Maanga Hai Khuda Se
Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajdon Mai Sisakta
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Mujh Se Bichar Kar, Mujh Ko Rula Kar Udaas
Tha
Meri Tarah Wo Khud Ko Jala Kar Udaas Tha
Aese Ajeeb Dard Ke Pehre The Chaar Soo
Ab Ke Wo Mere Shehr Mai Aa Kar Udaas
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Lafzon Ke Fasaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log
Lamhon Mai Zamaane Dhondhte Hain Hum
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Tu Zehr Hi De Sharaab Keh Kar Saaqi
Jeene Ke Bahaane Dhondhte Hain Hum
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Duniya To Hai Kaanton Ka Bichona Pyaare
Tum Hum Se Kabhi Hona Na Judaa Pyaare
Aao Mil Kar Dukh Ke Lamhe Kaaten
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Lipta Hai Mere Dil Se Kisi Raaz Ki Surat
Wo Shakhs Ke Jis Ko Mera Hona Bhi Nahi
Hai
Yeh Ishq-O-Mohabbat Ki Riwayat Bhi Ajab
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Paana Bhi Nahi Hai, Usse Khona Bhi Nahi
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Kisi Ki Dhun, Kisi Ke Gumaan Mai Rehte
Hain
Hum Ek Khuwab Ki Surat Jahan Mai Rehte
Hain
Ghamon Ki Dhoop Se Darte Nahi Hain Wo
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Kisi Nigaah Ke Jo Saiybaan Mai Rehte Hain
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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain.
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
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Ever wondered how a lawyer could write a
love letter to his girlfriend? To .....,
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms ......,
1. That I am very happy to inform you that I
have fallen in Love with you since the 7th of
August (Wednesday).
2. That with reference to the meeting held
between us on the 11th of Aug. at 15:00hrs,
I would like to present myself as a
prospective lover.
3. That our love affair would be on
probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made
permanent.
4. That needless to say and of course, upon
completion of probation, I propose that there
will be a continuous 'on the job training'
and performance appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse.
5. That I propose that the expenses incurred
for coffee and entertainment would initially
be shared equally between us.
6. That I further propose that later, based on
our mutual performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses.
7. That however I am broad-minded enough
to be taken care of, on your expense
account.
8. That I humbly request you to kindly
respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be
cancelled without further notice and I shall
be considering someone else.
9. That I wish to add here that I would be
happy, if you could forward this letter to
your sister, if you do not wish to take up
this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation.
Please reply if you desire so...
Yours sincerely,
Mr. ...
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Ek din 1 lady shop pe tota kharidne gayi.
Lady- iski kya khasiyat hai ?
Dukandar-ye bolta hai.
Lady ne Tote se pucha-main kaisi lagti hu ?
Tota- Bhen k Lodi randi lagti hai.
Lady- ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.
Dukandar usse andar le gaya aur paani me
duba k puccha-ab gaali dega?
Tota-nahi kabhi nahi dunga.
Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab
puchiye.
Lady-Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum
kya sochoge ?
Tota-apka pati hai.
Lady-agar 2?
Tota-apka pati aur devar
Lady-agar 3?
tota- pati devar aur apka bhai
lady-agar 4?
tota-pani le aao sabh, mene to pehle hi kaha
tha "bahen ki lodi randi hai"..
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