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सरदार एक रंडी की चुदाई कर रहा था
चुदाई करते वक़्त उसने रंडी की चुत में मूत दिया
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क्यों मारा ?

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बहनचोद ,पब्लिक प्लेस में पेशाब करता है

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एक थोङी बूढ़ी औरत एक डॉक्टर के पास जाती है और कहती है, मैं हवा छोङती रहती हूँ, इसे बन्द नहीं कर सकती। सौभाग्यवश, मेरे पादने की बदबू नहीं आती और मैं हमेशा इसे ख़ामोशी से करती है। सच बात तो यह है कि जब से मैं आपकी ऑफिस में आयी हुँ, तब से मैंने दो बार गैस बाहर की है, और आपको पता भी नहीं चला।

मैं आपकी सहायता कर सकता हूँ, डॉक्टर कहता है। आप ये गोलियाँ लीजिए और अगले सप्ताह आईए।

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