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Bhaiyon

to kaise hain aap log ?

As you know, mumi ji is back after Pre-Wedding Choot from USA


We all were eagerly waiting for her come back to know what all happened during Pre-Wedding Choot . Infact we didnt even know what is Pre-Wedding Choot and Why people go to USA for that ? Until our own Super Curious Boy "Ganja" reached Mumi ji to gather all the information before everyone else ( as u know his "padi lakdi lene wala" nature ) so that he can prove us "dhakkans" when we start asking about it from Mumi ji herself.



But as you also know that we have eagle eyes and humse pooche bina yahan "patte" bhi nahi hil sakte Humare Baaz se tej Guptcharo ne vo sab record kar liya


to bina time waste kiye Pesh-e-Lundmat hai

The Pre-Wedding Choot - 'As it happened'




to chaliye shuru karte hain



"mumi ji u r back ?" Ganje ne mumi ji ko dekhte hi sabse pahla sawal yahi kiya tha.

mumi ji langdate hue ganje ke paas aayi aur karahte hue boli " yeah ganje, 2 din pahle hi aayi hun"


mumi ji ka utra hua muh aur bigdi hui chaal dekh kar ganje ne bhi gand jaisa muh banate hue poochha "why sad mumi ji ? jab gayi thi tab to karte hue gayi thi ? kya hua mumi ji"



"ganje tu to jaanta hi hai hun to main ganv ki ganwar lekin galti se mumbai mein paida ho gayi, ab mumbai mein paida hona matlab chonchle karna is compulsory. Upar se agar tumhara fiancee cuckold type ka ho to phir to aur bade chonchle hona laazmi hai. Bas to ek din mera fiancee jo ki lapujhanna ke naam se world wide web par famous hai, mujhse bolta hai ki darling i dont want our suhagraat to be a regular boring type chutiyapa. I want you to perform like a pro during our first night and you must go for pre-wedding choot before our wedding , Maine socha arey wah ek aur chonchla, chalo kar leti hun, iss ko paise foonkne ki padi hai to iski aur pond maar deti hun. Maine apne fiancee se kaha ki dekho jaan, mera pre wedding choot hoga to Duniya ke sabse best professional se hoga, warna nahi hoga, if you want me to perform like a pro arrange me the best professional for that. As my fiancee already know my nakhre he smiled and said "babes, pack ur bags, we are going to USA, the most famous professional is already booked for us and guess what he is an indian, so it will be like home for you" main soch to rahi thi ki isme bhi chonchle kar dun aur bolun ki indian nahi American hi chahiye lekin maine socha hun to main gaanv ki ganwar hi galti se mumbai mein paida ho gayi , kahin aisa na ho lapujhanna naraz ho jaaye aur USA jaana hi cancel ho jaaye, to maine bhi bina deri kiye bag pack kar liya aur hum pahunch gaye USA."


"Arey wah mumi ji lottery lag gayi aapki to, phir ye udas chehra kyun ?" Ganje ne andar se jalte hue apni jhooti kutil muskaan dikhaate hue kaha

"Haan ganje, khush to main bhi bahut thi, hun
to main gaanv ki ganwar hi galti se mumbai mein paida ho gayi aur USA mein mera pre wedding choot ho raha hai , wow, soch kar hi titliyan udd rahi thi mere andar. Lapujhanne ne best hotel, best site seeing, best food, sab best book kiya tha, hum thake hue the to seedha hotel gaye aur bina kuchh kare so gaye, kyunki it was a bond signed between us that we wont lose our virginity (of any hole) before our wedding night "

Subah uthe, nahaye dhoye, breakfast mein wahi apne chonchle wale sprouts order kiye, bas bill pe American Sprouts likhne ko bol diya, waise the to wahi jhantoli be-swaad wale cereal kernels hi , sprouts khaake apne aap ko ameer feel kiya tab tak lapujhanne ne Pre-Wedding Choot walo ke paas chalne ke liye Mercedes Benz mangwa li thi


waise hun to main gaanv ki ganwar hi galti se mumbai mein paida ho gayi , lekin jab miya meharbaan to mootne bhi helicopter se jaana chahiye, lekin jahan hume jaana tha wahan helicopter land karne ki permission shayad lapujhanna iss janm mein le hi nahi pata, to maine apne chonchle-roopi mann ko car se hi shaant kiya aur hum dono pahunch gaye apne destination par"


Tabhi beech mein driver uncle ne baat rok di vo moov lekar aaye the, mumi ji ko galat neeyat se ghoorte hue driver uncle ne unhe moov di aur baar baar peechhe mudkar dekhte hue wahan se nikal gaye


Ganje ne baat aage badhaate hue kaha "achcha mumi ji kaun si jagah pahunche aap, for Pre-Wedding Choot"


"yaar ganje, sach bolun to jis jagah hum pahunche vo jagah to maine sapne mein bhi nahi sochi thi, meri aankhe aur falaani cheej dono fati ki fati rah gayi thi, vishwas nahi ho raha tha kyun ki hun to main gaanv ki ganwar hi galti se mumbai mein paida ho gayi, fiancee ki wajah se USA bhi aa gayi, lekin jis buidling mein mera Pre-Wedding Choot hona tha uss building ka naam dekh kar hi main chakkar kha kar gir gayi"



"aisi kaun si building dekh li aapne mumi ji ? ki aapko chakkar aa gaye ? ganje ne apni chanakya neeti yahan laga di, kaise ? vo aap mumi ji ka jawaab sunkar khud samajh jaaoge


"le ganje, tu khud dekh le " mumi ji ne apne micromax wale phone mein ganje ko ek photo dikhate hue kaha (iphone 7 mein dikhati, lekin vo chori kar liya kisi ne USA mein)



Ganje ne jaise hi vo photo dekha, ganje ki gand fat kar uske haath mein aa gayi


to be continued......

All characters appearing in Pre-Wedding Choot - 'As it happened' are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.




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UPDATE - 2
Ganje ne jaise hi vo photo dekha, ganje ki gand fat kar uske haath mein aa gayi



ab aap log soch rahe honge ki agar gand fat kar haath mein aa gayi to vaapis kaise lagayi hogi ?

Right ?

dekho ye thread ganje ki gand ke baare mein hai hi nahin to kisne lagayi kaise lagayi vo kisi aur din charcha karenge

haan, to ganje ne jo photo dekhi vo ye wali thi

https://pzy.be/i/2/chubara.jpg




aur iski confirmation khud mumi ji ne di


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Tum ye batao ki US mein kisi mashoor building mein gayi thi kya ?


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Trump Towers NYC, y

To ye building thi Trump Tower


aur uss building mein tha Pre-Wedding Choot Training Center


Ganje ne photo dekhi aur poochha "mumi ji, ye kya hai ? "

"Chaubara hai, America ka number one Pre-Wedding Choot Training Center. 4 baar mein suhagraat expert bana dete hain isliye iska naam Chaubara rakha hai" mumi ji ke chehre par thodi muskurahat thi iss baar


"to, aap bani expert ? 4 baar mein ?" ganje ne fir apni kutil muskaan se taunt maara


mumi ji kuchh deir to aise rahi - - phir aise - phir vaapis

"Trump tower dekhne ke baad main bhi aise hi chaunk gayi thi ganje, main bhi super excited thi ab chaubara mein andar jaane ke liye jaanne ke liye ki aakhir Trump Tower mein PWC center, means ye to sach mein duniya ka number one PWC Center hi hoga, maine lappujhanne ka haath kheencha aur seedhe chaubara mein lekar ghus gayi. Andar pahle hi meri booking thi, reception pe unhone ek behad hi chutiya aadmi bitha rakha tha, maine mann hi mann socha ki itne bade tower mein itne bade PWC ke reception pe ye chutiya ?
isse pahle ki hum uska naam poochhte vo khud chutiyo ki tarah mere fiancee ke paas aaya aur bola " humara naam hai shukla, aap bhi PWC training lene aaye hain kya ?" mere fiancee ne uske muh pe ek thappad maara aur bola "chutiye, PWC ladkiyo ka hota hai ya aadmiyo ka ? " shukla bechara saham gaya, use samajh nahi aaya ki uski kutaai kyun hui hai, sach bolun to mujhe bhi nahi pata, lekin uski shakal dekh kar koi bhi use kootna hi chahega, , khair chhodo , maine shukla se kaha ki haan hum PWC ke liye hi aaye hain, kisse milna padega, usne hume aage se left cabin mein jaane ko kaha lekin mere fiancee ko wahin rok liya, men were not allowed to go beyond that point, mujhe apne PWC ke liye khud hi confirmation deni thi aur sab kuchh confidential hone wala tha, unhone mujhe bataya ki 4 din mein mujhe ek suhagraat ke liye trained kar denge, kuchh form sign karwaye, aur kaha ki bas ab aap 4 din baad hi yahan se jaayengi, main bhi excited thi, bina padhe, bina soche samjhe, papers pe sign karti gayi aur PWC ke baare mein imagine karne lagi, unhone lapujhanne ko kaha ki "ab aap jaaiye, madam ab chaubare mein thaath se rahengi, aap 4 din baad aakar milna inse, PWC training ke certificate ke saath, aur mera mobile bhi use hi de diya aur mujhe make up room mein le gaye" mumi ji ne thodi saans lene ke liye apni cassette roki.

"make-up room mein kyun le gaye mumi ji aapko, dulhan banane ke liye kya ? Ganja to bahut smart nikla be, sahi pakda usne


"haan ganje, chaar din , chaar baar, chaar type ka bridal getup, yahi hua tha, lekin ......."



"lekin kya mumi ji ? lekin kya ganje ne bina matlab over acting karte hue mumi ji se sawal kiya.


"lekin ye ganje ki maine bina padhe jo paper sign kiye the usme bahut bada locha tha, Pre-Wedding Choot training mein real SuhagRaat honi thi and ye baat mujhe lapujhanne se zindagi bhar chhupa kar rakhni thi" mumi ji ki aankho mein bewafai ke ansoo chhalkane lage the

Ganje ko ab aur jyada interest aane laga, aakhir yahi to uska kamaal hai, he collects the secrets of others and tranform them in to rajniti ke patte which he sells to rajesh for a very high price, higher than bitcoin

Ganje ne gand sa muh banaate hue poochha " to mumi ji, phir kya hua chuabare mein, thaath hue ?"

To, dosto, ab mumi ji kaise apna dard ganje ko suna rahi hain jara gaur farmaaiyega

Sune to sunaaun ganje, tujhe ek baat
main na chhodi usne, main to chodi saari raat

vo tha ghana hi kasoot
meri roj maare choot
...saari raat 'chaubare' mein

arey len den mein nikal gayi
saari raat 'chaubare' mein

hue aise thaath....
chaubare mein


Pahle din to usne koi baat na poochhi
seedha khola blouse aur choos li choochi

Ek choocha.... usne khaya
dooja main khud chusaya
...saari raat 'chaubare' mein

arey len den mein nikal gayi
saari raat 'chaubare' mein

hue aise thaath....
chaubare mein



Doosre din to ganje bahut ho rahi thi thand
Haath mein loda deke bola, choos mera lund

Usne lund jo chakhaya
Mere muh mein paani aaya
...saari raat 'chaubare' mein

arey len den mein nikal gayi
saari raat 'chaubare' mein

hue aise thaath....
chaubare mein



Teesre din to usne mujhe bana di ghodi
Dheere dheere chaatne laga, vo meri body

Usne thoda sa ghusaya
Mujhe bada maza aaya
...saari raat 'chaubare' mein

arey len den mein nikal gayi
saari raat 'chaubare' mein

hue aise thaath....
chaubare mein


Ganja mann hi mann hans raha tha ek haath kachche mein daal ke lund bhi hila raha tha

lekin jab mumi ji chup ho gayi to ganje ne poochha "mumi ji, Boob Sucking ho gayi, Oral bhi ho gaya, Choot bhi maar li, to training to khatam, fir chauthe din ka kya ? ye ganja bahut kamina hai, sab samjhte hain ye kya poochhna chah raha hai

mumi ji ne apne aansu roke aur boli "tu sunna chahta hai na chauthe din kya hua, to le ye bhi sun le



Chauthe din to ganje main ho gayi thi trainned
Neeche rakh ke takiya vo to maaran laga gend

Itni Jor se ghusaya
Maine bada dukh paya
...saari raat 'chaubare' mein

arey len den mein nikal gayi
saari raat 'chaubare' mein

hue aise thaath....chuabare mein




To be continued....


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Bonus from Update -2

Exclusive Video of Ganja, By Ganja, For Ganja




People who liked the song "saari raat chaubare mein" in update 2 can enjoy the Video here


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Update - 3


Flashback - Ganja, Mumi ji, Utra muh, Bigdi Chaal, Trump Tower, Chaubara, Chaar din, PWC Training and Shukla ki kutaai

gaana khatam hua....chaubare ke thaath sune

mumi ji ke chehre par 2 expressions the, half happy - half sad

ganje ne mumi ji se poochha "mumi ji , main samjh gaya ki aapka chehra kyun utra hua hai, that pain i can understand "

"tu kaise samajh sakta hai vo pain ? tune bhi PWG training li hai kya ? "
mumi ji ne bhi taunt fenk kar maara


"arey nahi nahi mumi ji, main to bas aapka man halka kar raha tha, abhi mere saare holes intact hain
aapko nahi batana to mat batao, main force nahi karunga aage kuchh bhi batane ke liye"
Ganje ka kaam to ho hi gaya tha, secret mil gaya tha, vo bhi most expensive, andha kya chahe 2 aankh, ganja jhootha dilaasa dekar wahan se jaane ke liye utha hi tha ki mumi ji ne use bitha liya aur boli

"arey na re ganje aisi baat nahi hai, jab tujhe apni zindagi ka sabse bada raaz bata diya to ab tujhse kya chhupaungi. Chaubare mein jo hua vo ek accident tha, main fans gayi thi, kuchh nahi kar sakti thi, socha tha ise ek bure sapne ki tarah bhool jaaungi aur suhagraat tak to sab kuchh fir se tight ho jaayega, manage kar lungi. bas 2 din rest kiya, moov ki 324 tubes khatam ho gayi, lekin itni jaldi kahan aaram hota hai, aakhir vo tha bada hi kasoot meri roj maari choot saari raat chaubare mein na . maine socha ab ye dard door karne ke liye dimaag kahin aur lagana padega, socha XB pe chalti hun, wahan axba aur tum log miloge thodi masti mazak hoga to mann bahal jaayega. lekin wahan pahunch kar to mera dard aur badh gaya hai, wahan jo maine dekha hai usne mujhe aur jyada pareshan kar diya hai, bas ye asli wajah hai mere chehre par udaasi ki"

"Aisa kya dekh liya mumi ji ? aap to meri bhi gand faad rahi ho ab aisa bol kar"
Ganje ki fat gayi, pencho ye kya naya bhasaad hai secret ke chakkar mein lode na lag jaayein kahin pencho nikal lo yahan se

"Ganje, main jaise hi online aayi, maine ek bande ka Custom Title dekha, usme jo likha hai, vo mujhe chaubare ki yaad dilata hai, jaroor uss bande ka chaubare se koi na koi relation hai, usne poochha bhi tha ki mumi ji US mein kisi mashoor building mein gayi thi kya?" mumi ji chup ho gayi....ek dam chup


Ganje ne chain ki saans li aur mann hi mann bola "apun safe hain, chaubare se mera kya lena dena, secrets mil gaye, nikal leta hun ab"

"arey kahan chala ganje, main bhi kitni selfish hun, apne dukhde suna diye, tera haal to poochha hi nahi

tu bata, tera kya scene hai, teri suhagraat kabhi hogi bhi ya nahi ? koi timi wimi patayi ya nahi ? "
mumi ji ne ye kya poochh dala Ganje ki dukhti jhaant pe garam doodh daal diya

Lekin ganje ko ab apne secret share karne hi the, fans chuka tha vo , mumi ji ki poori PWC sun aur dekh li thi to mana kiss muh se kar sakta tha ? aur jab aadmi ko kuchh nahi soojhta to uske muh se kavitaaye hi nikalti hain to suniye ganje ne apna dukhda kaise sunaya


"mumiji, meri zindagi bhi chaubare mein hi ghus ke rah gayi Chuabara matlab mera bhi Chaar Baar kaand ho gaya suniye dhyaan se"



maine timi badal di chaar
par ek na dhang ki aayi

mumi ji,
maine timi badal di chaar
par ek na dhang ki aayi

"4 mein se ek bhi dhang ki nahi aayi, aise kaise, suna suna kya hua, kaise hua, chaaro baar kya hua, poora suna" ab mumi ji ka number tha mann hi mann hansne ka aur hum sab to gaand uchhal uchhal ke hans hi rahe hain chaliye suniye aage kya hua


jab pahli timi patayi
sang 2 bachche bhi laayi

mumi ji sunti jaana ab


jab pahli timi patayi
sang 2 bachche bhi laayi
uske pichhle sattar yaar
wah re lag rahi aava jaahi

maine timi badal di chaar
par ek na dhang ki aayi


timi laaya doosri bar main
kiya band mujhe mere ghar me



timi laaya doosri bar main
kiya band mujhe mere ghar me
ek raat mein das das baar
meri jamke kari dhunaai



maine timi badal di chaar
par ek na dhang ki aayi


timi teeji mili kabaada
gaj bhar latke tha naada

fuck pencho.... ye wali to luchhi nikli


timi teeji mili kabaada
gaj bhar latke tha naada
di door fenk salwaar
vo to nangi pool mein nahayi


maine timi badal di chaar
par ek na dhang ki aayi


mumi ji, chauthi ne to mere sapne hi chakna choor kar diye, aage ke liye hope hi khatam kar di


timi chauthi ghatiya nikal gayi
mujhe chhod 'seth' se pat gayi

samjh jaao seth kaun hai



timi chauthi ghatiya nikal gayi
mujhe chhod 'seth' se pat gayi

seth ko lekar hui faraar
li dhoond bahut, na paayi



maine timi badal di chaar
par ek na dhang ki aayi


kahe lappu jhanna pyaara
aisi timi se bhala kunwara
jiska XB tak prachar
aur aXBA ki parchhaai

maine timi badal di chaar
par ek na dhang ki aayi


To be continued.....


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Flashback - Ganja, Mumi ji, Utra muh, Bigdi Chaal, Trump Tower, Chaubara, Chaar din, PWC Training and Shukla ki kutaai chaubare ke thaath sune, ganje ne apna raand rona sunaya ki kaise usne 4 laundiya patayi lekin chaaro uska chutiya kaat gayi, last wali seth le uda , mumi ji mann hi mann soch rahi thi ye "seth" bada kaandi banda lagta hai, jise dekho jahan dekho 'seth seth' karta raha hai. milna padega iss 'seth' se, to mumi ji ne ganje se kaha "ganje i am so sorry to hear that ki chaaro ladkiyan tujhe dhokha de gayi, lagta hai tujhe abhi tips ki jaroorat hai, ek kaam kyun nahi karta, ye 'seth' se milkar poochh to sahi ki saari ladkiyan uspe kyun marti hain, kaise usne apna sikka jama rakha hai, kya pata tujhe bhi kuchh tips de de aur tujhe bhi koi permanent ganji mil jaaye " (Ganji ? wtf )

ganje ne socha mumi ji ne idea to mast diya hai, 'seth' se hi kuchh tips leni padegi warna aise hi zindagi jhand rah jaayegi, to ganje ne apni cycle uthaayi aur mumi ji se bola "mumi ji, main seth se milkar aata aur phir aap se milta hun, abhi to PWC ki bahut saari baate rah rahi hain, aap tab tak moov lagao main aata hun 2-4 din mein" itna kahkar ganja 'seth' ki talaash mein nikal pada, saari duniya seth ko jaanti hi thi, to unhone ganje ko bataya ki seth 2 jagah hi milta hai, mood sahi ho to HSBC mein aur agar kisi ki gand todne ka mood ban raha ho to NHB mein. ganje ne socha pencho HSBC mein hi milna theek rahega, NHB to waise hi badnaam ilaaka hai, lode lag jaayenge kuchh utla seedha poochh liya to, lekin ganje ko HSBC mein ghusne kaun deta, chhote mote MC log jaise apna poop jo pc se hai ganje ko dhakke maarke wahan se bhaga diya ab ganje ke paas bas ek hi option tha aur vo tha wait for seth in NHB ganje ne NHB mein ek kona dhoondh liya aur wahin apni gand samet kar baitha raha, ganje ne socha seth aayega to baat karunga, lekin seth to NHB mein tabhi aayega jab kisi ki gand tudaai ka udghaatan hona hoga, to ganje ne dhoondna shuru kiya ki jald se jald kiski gand tootne wali hai yahan, aur ittefaak dekho yahan bhi ek shukla mil gaya jisne apni gand pe ek board latka rakha tha "meri gand mein khada baal hai" bas ganja samajh gaya ki ho na ho iss baar isi gand ka muhurut karega seth, ganja ab shukla ki parchhai bankar uske saath saath hi ghoomne laga aur jaise hi seth ki entry hui shukla apni gand khol kar seth ke saamne kood gaya, isse pahle ki seth uski gand ke chaar tukde karta, ganje ne shukla ki gand pe laat maari aur seth ko impress kar diya ye wali smiley to waise bhi seth ki fav thi to seth ne ganje ko apne paas bualaya aur poochha "kya be launde? kaise number banane mein laga hai be ? kya chahiye ? "

"kuchh nahin seth "

"ab bol be ganje, darr mat"

"na na seth, kasam se kuchh nahi chahiye, vo bas aise hi..."

"aise hi to koi mere paas gand marwane bhi nahi aata, jaldi bata kya kaam hai ? gand pe laat khaani hai ? mujra karna hai ? election jeetna hai ? family abuse karwani hai ? rajneeti ke patte lene hain ? ya koi laundiya patani hai NHB mein ? bak jaldi, time na hai mere paas pencho"
seth ka temperature high hone laga tha aur kisi bhi pal ganje ki football banne wali thi.
ganja ne darte darte ek sawal poochha
"laundiya to pat jaati hai lekin tikti nahi hai, aur ye NHB mein mujhe bahut darr lagta hai, bas ye bata do ki NHB mein kaise survive karun aur jo bhi laundiya pataun vo mera chutiya kaat ke tumhare saath na bhaage "

seth jor jor se hansa aise bhi phir thoda aise bhi aur ganje ko apni bagal mein dabakar bola

dekh ganje iss NHB mein bahut log aate hain sapne lekar aur unhe lagta hai ki vo unko nahi mila jo unko milna chahiye tha aur jinko vo mila jo inko milna chahiye tha unko vo bilkul nahi milna chahiye tha

"kya baat hai badi door ki baat boli seth"

kul mila kar jinke pateelo pe chhaale pad gaye par haansil hua kuchh nahi aur jinke pateele hi nahi the unka doodh ubalkar gir bhi gaya ?


" arey kya baat hai seth kya baat hai, bahut badhiya, bahut hi badhiya seth "


iss nhb ki bheed mein khud ko bachakar rakhna
aur bhagdad machi hui hai jara sambhal kar chalna

chutiya samjhe koi to fakr iss par tum karo ( naraz hone ki kya baat hai )

aur laat maare gand par to , sirf aage ko giro (wahan bhi progress dikhni chahiye, ek kadam aage ko giro, progress dikhegi)

"wah seth kya door ki baat boli hai, sahi hai seth sahi hai "


chutiya samjhe koi to fakr iss par tum karo

aur laat maare gand par to , sirf aage ko giro

suna hai iss NHB mein Shaam-o-Sahar nahi hoti
jhaante kaat li jaati hain, lund ko khabar nahi hoti

yahan 'gadhe naseeb' wale ghode dauda rahe hain
aur taqdeer ke vo ghode, tumhe lode dikha rahe hain

kala hi jeevan nahi jeene ki kala seekho
paad bhi maare jo admin usme bhi kala dekho


(wah sir, kya pada hai, kya smell hai, paadte samay kya gesture tha, kya posture tha aur sur....kya sur mein pada hai sir)



"salmaan bhai ne pada jais uss film mein, hai na seth"




kala hi jeevan nahi jeene ki kala seekho
paad bhi maare jo admin usme bhi kala dekho

gar keeda kala ka andar se tumhe samjhane ki galti kare



"seth ye jab talent nikal kar bahar aata hai uss time ke liye hai na"



"bilkul, khaaskar humaare SS ke incest log, jinko lagta hai ki main lead karenge, hero wahi hain, usse neeche to kuchh hai hi nahin, jab gand mein chull uthe MC ya mod banne ki , to gar keeda kala ka andar se tumhe samjhane ki galti kare , matlab ki jab andar se aawaj aaye ki kya kar raha hai be bhosdi ke, vo paad maar raha hai aur tu wah wah kar raha hai ? "


jab jeeda kala ka andar se tumhe samjhane ki galti kare

to baha do mooot mein usko, ki spamming to chalti rahe

kyun ki karm hi hai pooja aur pooja nibhate rahna
prasad mein mile jo ghanta, to ghanta hilake kahna
nhb ki bheed mein khud ko bachakar rakhna
bhagdad machi hui hai jara sambhal kar chalna




To be continued...



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